Conversations on Friday #8

"Don't forget to duck when you get into bed, Jayne"

"Roger, remember the last dinner party we had and we
thought Doug and Sheila would never leave?  I have great news...."

"Wow, Jayne.  How much did you have to shell out for that thing?"
"Oh, clam up, Roger."

Frustrated that he was too busy to take his rod and reel to the lake, Roger took solace in the fact that the indoor domesticated ottomans were really biting today.

"I know they're your friends, Babe, but this is the last
 time we're staying at the Rorchach's house.  Next time we're getting a hotel."

After seeing the champagne being served in dog bowls and sending him
back to the kitchen twice for glasses, Jayne realized that it may have been
a mistake allowing Huck and Charli to hire the caterer.

Happy Weekendness, y'all,

Ach