S is for Saturday Stupor....

It's Saturday, all.  Seriously.  Suppose you're sitting there Salivating, awaiting today's Supply of Slang?  I know I've been Slobbering all over myself, too.


So, here you go.  Welcome to S-Day!

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Sacrilarious

    [Sak-rih-lar-ee-us] 

Noun
1.  A joke's fine line between being sacrilegious and being hilarious.
Sheila didn't know whether to laugh or cringe when Doug's joke started
out with "So Jesus goes into a whorehouse....", as it had the potential to 
tip the sacrilarious scale either way.


Strycheight

      [strik-ate] 

Noun

1.  A substance that isn't poisonous, but will certainly make someone
sick.
Sheila didn't want to break up, but after Doug's cheating escapades, she was 
determined to get some payback and a little Visine strycheight in his coffee 
would be an obvious way to show him she cared.

Solidairy Movement

      [sol-ih-dar-ee-move-ment] 

Noun

1.  A poop made extremely difficult due to the consumption of too much cheese.

After finishing off every cheese dip at yesterday's party, Doug's gastrointestinal system hit the wall and the solidairy movement that followed brought tears to his eyes.

Sanctiphonious

     [sang-tih-fon-ee-us] 

Adjective

1.  Pretenders who believe they are morally superior to everyone else.
The indignant stares from Doug's mom weren't lost on Sheila, but it was that sanctiphonious smile that made Sheila want to blow chunks.

Scrotumultuous

      [skro-tum-ul-tu-us] 

Adjective

1.  The type of loud, noisy screams a man makes after an injury to the nuts.
When the bowling ball slipped out of Joe's grip and flew backward, it was the scrotumultuous yell from Doug that alerted the crowd to his plight.


Scolihoses

      [sko-lee-ho-ses] 

Noun

1.  Garden hoses that were not rolled up properly and are twisted, knotted and nearly impossible to untangle.
One look at Doug's plants and Sheila knew that they needed a good drink of water, but with his scolihoses and rusted watering cans, she figured the trash was the most humane thing for them.

Serendipidose

      [ser-in-dip-ih-doz] 

Noun

1.  An accidental mix-up of prescriptions where you get a good, 'happy pill' instead of the drug you were supposed to get.
When Doug opened his prescription from the pharmacy, he could barely conceal his joy at the serendipidose he got, but Sheila's response to him getting Vicodin rather than Valtrex was less than enthusiastic.


Spoon-federal Government

      [spun-fed-gov-ern-ment] 

Noun

1.  A government that is overfed by tax dollars and discourages independent thought by overindulgence.
Doug could do nothing but feel sorry for himself when he got laid off, but Sheila realized that it was a result of a spoon-federal government and vowed to vote strictly Republican in the next election.

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Salutationess, y'all,

Ach
P.S.   This new blogger interface Sucks!  Everything looks perfect...until I hit PUBLISH.