O is for OMG, Jayne!

Ooooooooooooo!!!!
Everyone ready for the big O-Day?  Not to brag, but Roger's given me several huge O's for this post.
Yup.  He's THAT good.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the blog at all times.  

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Overenthusigasm

    [Ov-r-en-thew-see-gaz-m] 

Noun
1.  A woman's fake orgasm that's done just a little too enthusiastically.
Doug lay smiling with his eyes closed, oblivious to the fact that Sheila's acting
classes were the reason for her overenthusigasm rather than anything he may
have accidentally done in bed.


Oratorium

    [Or-ah-tor-ee-um] 

Noun
1. An agreement to cease an argument that is going nowhere.
After listening to Doug and Sheila scream at each other for the better part of
an hour and missing the season finale of Dexter, Doug's neighbor finally 
suggested that he and Sheila call an oratorium for the evening.


Olbermannure

    [Ol-ber-man-ew-r] 

Noun
1. The explosive liberal diarrhea that constantly spews from Keith 
Olbermann's mouth.
Sheila insisted that Doug turn the channel as she could take no more of the
Olbermannure oozing out of the TV.


Omnipresents
    [Om-nih-pres-entz] 

Noun
1. Christmas and birthday gifts that await children at many different
relative's houses.
You two are going to need a pick-up truck once the grandkids get all their
omnipresents this year!

Occupatience

    [Ok-u-pay-shence] 

Noun
1.  The trait that an unhappy employee must exhibit until his/her dream job
becomes available.
Doug coveted his boss' position as the Assistant Deputy Anheuser Busch
Clydesdale Pooper Scooper, but he was smart enough to know that the
man would eventually give in to the stress and occupatience would win
in the long run.


Oscillating Fanny

    [Os-sill-ate-ing-Fan-nee] 

Noun
1.  A woman's ass that swings back and forth as she walks.
Doug and Sheila often talked about their first meeting, but he had yet to
summon the dirigiballs to tell Sheila that it was her oscillating fanny that
first attracted him to her, not her sparkling personality.


Occupied Piper

    [Ok-u-pide-pi-per] 

Noun
1.  The first person to decide that 'occupying' something was a good 
idea.
As the first person to camp out in protest on Wall Street, Doug proclaimed 
himself the Occupied Piper and created a single-women's campsite next to his,
much to Sheila's chagrin.

Origandhi

    [Or-ih-gan-dee] 

Noun

1.  The Japanese art of folding paper into the figure of India's former leader.

Doug completely forgot to bring Sheila a souvenir from his Asian trip so he

hoped he could get by with the origandhi he fashioned from the airplane's

safety instruction card.

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Over and Outness, y'all,
Ach