K is for Kickasstration, Karmagnet, Kittension, Kamikomisserate, Kindread, and Kleenexcess

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Kickasstration

    [Kik-ass-tray-shun] 

Verb
1.  A kick to the family jewels that leaves a man weeping and 
motionless.
It took only the single threat of a right-footed kickasstration to make Doug vow
never again to call Sheila by his previous girlfriend's name.


Karmagnet
    [Karm-ag-net] 

Noun
1.  A person to whom karma seems especially prolific or unkind. 
After he was hit by a falling piano for the third time, Sheila started walking 5 paces
behind and began to wonder if Doug was aware of how big a karmagnet he
really was. 


Kittension
    [Kih-ten-shun] 
Noun
1.  The stress a cat hater feels when forced to pretend that he likes a
friend's cat.
Doug knew that if he didn't make nice with Sheila's cat Tootsie, he'd never
get laid, so the kittension was palpable as he reluctantly hissed "Here
kitty, kitty".


Kamikomisserate
    [Kom-ee-kah-miz-er-ate]
Verb
1.  To express sympathy for someone, even if it kills you.
When Sheila's beloved cat, Tootsie, died, Doug had to summon every ounce
of strength he had to kamikomisserate with her, but in the end, he managed
to do it with a straight face.


Kindread
    [Kin-dred]
Noun
1.  An overwhelming unease and discomfort at the thought
of attending a family gathering.
Doug's kindread was apparent when he broke out in a cold sweat as he
opened the invitation to his family reunion. 

Kleenexcess
    [Kleen-ex-ses]
Noun
1.  The overflow from a nose-blowing incident that exceeds the absorbency
capacity of a tissue or handkerchief.
Sheila thought she'd reached the limits of disgust with Doug's personal hygiene 
habits, until he got a head cold and she realized that he was oblivious to the
kleenexcess that dripped onto his arms. 


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