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Jumpin Jehosaphat, peeps! It's the 10th day of the A-Z Challenge and the J's have the floor. It's one of my favorite letters, so I hope you like the entries today...
Keep in mind that I'm performing without a net on this one.
Here we go...
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Jackasset
[Jak-ass-et]
Noun
1. The jerky friend that by comparison makes you look like a saint.
Roger never worried too much about what people thought of him because as long
as Doug was around, he'd have that jackasset to make him look good.
1. The jerky friend that by comparison makes you look like a saint.
Roger never worried too much about what people thought of him because as long
as Doug was around, he'd have that jackasset to make him look good.
Jury Dookie
[Jur-ee-doo-key]
Noun
1. The shit people go through trying to get out of jury duty.
Doug knew he didn't want to do his civic duty, but after two weeks of trying
to think of an excuse, he realized that the amount of jury dookie it would take
to get out of it just wasn't worth the effort.
1. The shit people go through trying to get out of jury duty.
Doug knew he didn't want to do his civic duty, but after two weeks of trying
to think of an excuse, he realized that the amount of jury dookie it would take
to get out of it just wasn't worth the effort.
Juniperfume
[Ju-nih-per-fume]
Noun
1. Evergreen scented air fresheners that make your car or house
smell like a fake forest.
Sheila wasn't sure which was worse, the smell of the trash in Doug's car or the
juniperfume tree he hung on the rear view mirror to cover it up.
1. Evergreen scented air fresheners that make your car or house
smell like a fake forest.
Sheila wasn't sure which was worse, the smell of the trash in Doug's car or the
juniperfume tree he hung on the rear view mirror to cover it up.
Jalapenile Implant
[Hal-ah-pee-nile Im-plant]
Noun
1. Inserting jalapenos into any dish to spice it up.
Doug never saw the right uppercut that decked him when he told Sheila
that the burritos she made were bland and could use a jalapenile implant.
Justifibation
1. Inserting jalapenos into any dish to spice it up.
Doug never saw the right uppercut that decked him when he told Sheila
that the burritos she made were bland and could use a jalapenile implant.
Justifibation
[Jus-tih-fuh-bay-shun]
Noun
1. The explanation given when caught masturbating.
Doug was flustered and mumbled his justifibation when Sheila walked in on him
and his collection of "Jugs" magazines.
1. The explanation given when caught masturbating.
Doug was flustered and mumbled his justifibation when Sheila walked in on him
and his collection of "Jugs" magazines.
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Sooooo, there you have it. Come back tomorrow for day 11. Mm'kay?
See what I did there? K?
Jocularityness, y'all,
Ach
I'm adding justifibation to my daily terminology. Thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteSure thing, but it begs the question, where do you go on a daily basis that you would get the opportunity to use justifibation???
DeleteI love these. I recently dumped a jackasset, not realizing her full potential in making me look sane. Damn.
ReplyDeleteBut I am adding jalapenile implant. I do that a lot.
We never know what we have til it's gone, eh?
DeleteEverything's better with a jalapenile implant. Word.
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Jumpin Jehosaphat, all those J's I never dreamed of. I'm jealous.
ReplyDeleteThanks..You just jettisoned my jocularity!
DeleteJoshin jargon rocks!
Jeez. Just like you to justify jackassery! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm using the jalepenile implant next time I get spicy in the kitchen. Meow!
Somebody's got to do it, Misty.
DeleteSpicy in the kitchen? Huzzah!!
You should publish your own dictionary :) enjoyed learning these new words.
ReplyDeleteNutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
Happy A-Zing!
Thank you, Nuts! Glad you found some entertainment here. Please stop back soon!
DeleteLove these posts!!! Words can be so much fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm also doing the A-Z challenge!
http://trifleslifles.blogspot.de/
Thank you, Liwi! Since you're a librarian, I consider that a compliment, indeed!
DeleteJust stopped by your blog. Well done! Continued luck in the A-Z Challenge!
Oh I'm not officially a librarian ;) just a prof's assitant...he makes me do library stuff haha! Thankyou and I look forward to your next posts!
DeleteI probably need more Jackasset pals in my life, but then, I probably wouldn't get along with them in the first place. :P
ReplyDelete-Barb the French Bean
We all have a purpose to serve in life, Barb. I just don't ever want to know if I'm someone else's jackasset. :/
DeleteI Really like "jackasset." I've actually had a few of them in my life!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Fran! I think we all need them at one point or another, otherwise how would we know how wonderful we are?!
DeleteI sure like the first one. I'm trying to visit all the A-Z Challenge Blogs this month.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck in your travels through the blogs! You have your work cut out for you.
DeleteThanks for stopping by! Come back soon!
My best friend is my jackasset. It's brilliant, really. I can pull all of these stunts, and sometimes we pull them together, but I she gets the worst of it because people thing she is the douche who talked me into it.
ReplyDeleteNellie, to me it's like a fartyr. As long as that person's willing (or maybe unaware?) to do you the favor, no harm done!
DeleteLOL
Haha, great words! I liked Jury Dookie and Jalapenile Implant best. In fact, I routinely put jalapenos on almost all of my food, much to the chagrin of my better half at times.
ReplyDeleteI think anything involving jalapenos tends to be a guy-thing, Jeremy. A little goes a long way.
DeleteThanks for stopping by! Hope you'll be back!
Jalapenile implantation! My eyes widened after "Inserting jalapenos..." Bahaha!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Got your attention! Hot stuff, Stephanie!
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