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Jambo, kids! Still with me? Day 9 of 26 and not even breathing hard yet. Well, maybe
just a little.
Might be true that there's no I in TEAM, but there sure are a shitload of I's in the Actionary...I've chosen a few to share. Here's hoping that humor is in the 'I' of the beholder..
Join me, won't you?
just a little.
Might be true that there's no I in TEAM, but there sure are a shitload of I's in the Actionary...I've chosen a few to share. Here's hoping that humor is in the 'I' of the beholder..
Join me, won't you?
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Imitaters
[Im-a-tay-ter-s]
Noun
1. Boxed, freeze-dried potato-like food products.
Doug couldn't believe that Sheila spent 3 hours cooking and basting the turkey,
made stuffing and then wussed out by serving imitaters with the homemade gravy.
Ignoramustache
1. Boxed, freeze-dried potato-like food products.
Doug couldn't believe that Sheila spent 3 hours cooking and basting the turkey,
made stuffing and then wussed out by serving imitaters with the homemade gravy.
Ignoramustache
[Ig-no-rah-mus-tash]
Noun
1. A strangely shaped or long mustache that looks ridiculous.
While Doug was certain that his new facial hair made him look macho, Sheila
secretly thought his ignoramustache made him look like a douche.
Idioticollege
[Id-ee-ti-kol-lege]
1. A strangely shaped or long mustache that looks ridiculous.
While Doug was certain that his new facial hair made him look macho, Sheila
secretly thought his ignoramustache made him look like a douche.
Idioticollege
[Id-ee-ti-kol-lege]
Noun
1. A school that offers an unusable degree in today's economy.
It's no wonder Doug's still unemployed. He just HAD to go to that idioticollege and major in Sanskrit.
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I-ness, y'all,
Ach
I want an entire dictionary made by you. One that includes example sentences using the word douche on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I will make every attempt to incorporate douche into as many as I can, Les!
DeleteConsidering that I have a B.A. in Literature with a Minor in French language and culture, I'm beginning to question whether or not *I* went to an Idioticollege or if I'm just plain dumb. :P
ReplyDelete-Barb the French Bean
Vous êtes très intelligent.
DeleteJ'ai toujours voulu être un archéologue, de sorte que votre littérature et diplômes français semblent assez commercialisables à moi.
I hate Imatators.
ReplyDeleteI guess they have a place, but only in an emergency.
DeleteThis is hysterical, Jayne and just the kind of word play that I enjoy. Glad you found my blos to that I could find yours!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Fran! Hope you'll hang out awhile!
DeleteOoopps, glad you found my BLOG, SO that I could find yours. My fingers are confused lately.. :-(
ReplyDeleteHaha! Got it!
DeleteIgnoramustches are everywhere now. Those hipsters love facial hair, but it's not growing in right.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I know, Nellie. Never will.
DeleteYou made me laugh again. Thanks, I needed that :)
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help,Marcie!
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