D is for Dielate, Dirigiballs, Dickapitation

Welcome, one and all, to day 4 of the A-Z Challenge, or as I like to call it, 
D-Day.  I wanna send out a big thanks to all my new and old readers for the
kind words.  And by old, I mean previous, of course.  Pretty sure everyone's
younger than me.
Anyhoo, now that you're here, get a load of today's entries into the Achtionary:


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Dielate

    [Dy-late] 
Verb

1.  A term used to refer to a 'not so loved one' who is taking an 
inconvenient amount of time to pass away while you're waiting.

"Had I known the old bitch was gonna dielate, I'd have set  the DVR to
 record House!"

Dirigiballs

    [Dir-gih-ballz] 
Noun
1. Extremely large or 'blimp' sized testicles.  Extreme moxy,
courage or sheer stupidity.
Did you hear Doug tell Sheila that she's almost as good in bed as her sister?
He's got real dirigiballs!


Dickapitation 

   [Dik-app-ih-tay-shun] 

Verb
1.  A term used to describe the verbal emasculation that a cheating 
man takes from his pissed off girlfriend, wife, or both.
Although Doug admitted to Sheila that he was sorry for the affair, her 
dickapitation of him was so swift and severe that he now prefers to sit down
to pee.

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Achcabulariness, y'all,
Ach


P.S.   Come back tomorrow for the Eeeeenormous Day 5!  
Oh, and bring your friends!  There's always room for Jello more.